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OUAT Ship Status as of the Jolly Roger

  • Captain Swan: LOVEEEEEE HE SAID TE WORD!!!! THE PAST IS IN THE PAaaaaaAASST THIS IS SO HUGE CAN YOU BELIEVE??!?!!?? OH SWEEET LORD CAN YOU EVENFUCKING COMPREHEND
  • Snowing: The *cool* grandparents and MARRIAGE
  • Swan Queen: Regina we are CHOKING on your jealous and BTWs that was real concern WHEN EMMA FELL OF THE FUCKIG BRIDGE WOW CHRIST
  • Rumbelle: ugggghhhhhh
  • Hookriel: IT WAS AMAZING FOR LIKE .2 SECONDS
  • Ariel x Eric: hey at least we got some closure
  • Frankenwolf: You've all been dicking around Storybrooke at yet Ruby and Whale are nowhere to be seen. Aight.
  • Everybody: Filler episodes man, they always get ya!
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Ship Status as off It's Not Easy Being Green

  • Snowing: NOT THE BABY
  • Rumbelle: OH GOD DO NOT HURT HER RUMPLE OF COURSE THIS IS MOSTLY YOUR fUCKING FAULT BUT WHATEVS
  • Captain Swan: wowwwwwwwww what are these parental feelingssssss w/ Hook? AND THEN THE PROMO WHAT IS THIS FEELING
  • Swan Thief: OHHHHHHH THE PAIN bury us in the ground bury us bury us bury us BURY USSSSSSSSS THIS IS TOO MUCH
  • Swan Queen: Emma defend your wife!!!! Girl, c'mon you can't just watch this happen!!!!
  • Outlaw Queen: SHE LITERALLY JUST GAVE HIM HER HEART LIKE THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED ARE YOU SEEING THIS?
  • Emma x Walsh: lol she slept with a monkey AND the Wizard of Oz
  • Everyone: well well well how much green can a green witch get if a green witch is CRAZY AS FUCK
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Anonymous:
Do more Captain charming in the future please! :D

If the episode permits me too, your wish is granted.

Ship Status as of Quiet Minds

  • Swan Thief: what
  • Rumbelle: oh my god
  • Swan Thief: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCCCCCCK!!!! THEY ARE TOGETHER FOR AN EPISODE AND THEN THIS HAPPENS?!??! NO FUCK YOU FUCK THIS FUCK THIS SHOW. OH EMMA BBY NO, OH LORD NEAL YOU HERO. SERIOUSLY THO SHOW? WHY EVEN WOULD YOU? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  • Captain Swan: this isn't what we wanted, not like this
  • Swan Queen: no, never like this
  • Snowing: but is the baby okay?
  • Captain Charming: They're so gay for each other
  • Outlaw Queen: Welllll Regina saw the tattoooooo and the whiskey and Roland AND THESE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT TO US (btw dat arrow catch)
  • Rumbelle: fucking Luimere (Luiemre, Luemire?) however the fuck you spell it YOU COULDVE TOLD HIM THE COST YOU FUCKING BASTARD
  • Everyone: is this even happening? wahts gOIONG ONNN?
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gamahechi:
i know you act very neutral in all of this but, which is your favorite ship?

Alright. See, with this blog, it’s important to remain neutral and supportive of all ships. I may have things that I personally ship, but it’s important that I’m able to see episodes through the lenses of ALL the ships. I can’t watch with my shipper goggles on and then focus these posts only on the ship that I favor the most. That’s not fair, nor is it right given the fact that this entire blog is called Once Upon a Time Ship Status, not Once Upon a Time {Insert Your Ship Name Here} Status. It’s general, you know? This fandom is well known for tearing itself apart over ships and such, and I would truly like to remain a neutral party. This is all for fun and laughs, especially for when the seas get a little rocky and people are at each other’s necks over OTPs. 

That said, should anyone desperately like to ask my opinion on a ship, I have no problem saying what I like or find interesting about any ship. Maybe I’ll say something about Red Beauty that a Rumbelle shipper never considered, or something cool about about Sleeping Warrior that Philora shippers might be interested in, and vice versa. 

The main goal here is to make jokes and help the fandom be a little bit more lighthearted.

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Ship Status a of The Tower

  • Snowing: OH MY GOSH THIS IS THE MOST PRECIOUS!!!! He's afraid of messing up being a dad and Snow's such a cutie with her nervousness!!!! Plus, Evil!David is hotttt
  • Captain Swan: *Fergie voice* No, no, no, no, don't funk with my heaaaaaaart! THAT MEANS IT STILL WORKSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Swan Queen: Regina and Henry!!! More than two settings at the table!!! *collapses*
  • Swan Thief: NEAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!! EMMA HE'S BACK
  • Rumbelle: *tears out hair* mrS.GOLD!!! WHY
  • Outlaw Queen: wow Robin, nice job sending Regina's son-in-law to what could have been his death. At least she gave you expensive arrows beforehand
  • Rumple x Zelena: soooo he's not her dad and that was the sexiest non-consensual shave ever.
  • Everyone: wow way to use Rapunzel entirely as a plot device. well done, A+ job
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Ship Status as of WHHAAAT!?!?

  • Rumbelle: WHATWHATWHAT BELLE AND RUMPLE ARE IN THE SAME PLACCCCCE AND RUMPLE IS BATSHIT INSANE BUT WHO CARES?
  • Snowing: sooooooo pregnant, and soooooo bad at lying
  • Swan Queen: A MOMENT LIKE THISSSSSSS!!!! SHE KNOWS WHEN SHES LYING BECAUSE MARRIED! WORKING TO-GETHER!!!!!
  • Captain Swan: Hook your jealous is showing.....
  • Swan Thief: SHES CONCERNED FOR HIS WELLBEING AND HE HAD ON LEATHER AND A SWORDDDDD = WHAT IS LIFE
  • Red Ships: *rips off clothes* REDDDD
  • Outlaw Queen: CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THIS EPISODE IS LITERALLY THE LAUNCHING GROUND FOR OUR SHIP! ADVENTURES IS TUNNELS AND SHARED PERSONAL STORIES AHOY!!!
  • Zelena x Regina: ohhhhh, so it's incest now? WHO FUCKING CARES?
  • Everyone: HOLLLLLAAAAAAA AND HOLLLLA SEASON ONE IS BACK BABY
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Anonymous:
i love that you try to include as many ships as possible, and change them as characters flit in and out of the story (i miss Red :((( ) and ALSO how you manage to stay neutral throughout the "ship wars" and enthusiastically stan for or commiserate with every ship out there. thank you :)

Thank you! The goal of Ship Status is really just to make people laugh about the craziness OUAT puts it’s ships and fans through, so if you’re enjoying it, that goal is achieved.

And I miss Red too, honey child

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Belated Ship Status as of New York City Serenade

  • Snowing: OH FUCK US, SHES PREGNANT! CHARMING WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, SNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU KNOW BETTER FUCKING GO MAKE SOME TACOS
  • Captain Swan: Look at fuckin Hook and Emma running around New York and Hook's being a creep. Hook your plan making grade is F-- bro. It's so bad Emma had to go on a rooftop date with the monkey--wait...she banged the monkey
  • Swan Thief: She banged the MONKEY
  • Timon: The monkey's her uncle?
  • CS and ST: she BANGED the MONKEY before Hook OR Neal!!!
  • Swan Queen: and she banged Regina too YIIIIKESSSS!!!! btws the red jacket is back so LOOK OUT; LESBIANS
  • Rumbelle: Stepmother-son bonding time awwwwww man (we're still drunk as fuck)
  • Outlaw Queen: MILADy, he smells like forest and true love (The Forest Collection by Ralph Lauren 2014).
  • Snow Queen: Do you cry often? We're crying right now
  • Emma x Covert Affairs: lol well that was fun
  • Everybody: SHE BANGED THE MONKEY
, #ouat #ouat spoilers #ouat ship status #ouatshipstatus #snowing #rumbelle #swan queen #captain swan #swan thief #outlaw queen #snow queen #yeah its late but IT WAS IN THE DRAFTS OKAY
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