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Ship Status as of Fantasia Fanfiction

  • Captain Swan: AHHHHAHAHHAHAHAH ARE YOU SEEING THIS GOODBYGOODBYE WE'RE DONE FOR HE CHANGED HIS LIFE HIS HEART AND HIS CLOTHES AND EMMA OH EMMA BBY YOU LOOK SO HAPPY SAVE US THE FLUFF BURNS
  • Rumbelle: Hook needs to back the fuck off wtf bro seriously you are an issue leave them alone please
  • Snowing: Protective parents, protective parents, we can't hear you over the precious
  • Outlaw Queen: EVEN HENRY SHIPS IT GODDAMN
  • Swan Queen: next weeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk tho
  • Elsanna: THESE SISTERSSSSSSS AND THEIR LOVE SMH WE ACTUALLY CANNOT
  • Kristanna: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS KISSES AND SVEN ARE THE SWEETEST THINGS
  • Elsa x Kristoff: *sweats nervously*
  • Will x Anastasia: OUCH MOTHERFUCKER OUCH
  • Everyone: k so the snow queen....crazy ex? foster mother? actual mother? stalker? (AND THE FUCKING WALKING BROOM ARE WE ACTUALLY DOING THIS?¿¿?)
, #ouat #ouat spoilers #captain swan #rumbelle #ouatshipstatus #snowing #outlaw queen #kristanna #elsanna #elsa x kristoff #will x ana #swan queen

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Folks, I hate to break it to you, but there will be no Ship Status this Sunday. Yes, you heard right, you’ll be spared my dumb jokes for a few days.
BUT! If you write your own statuses after this week’s episode and tag them ‘ouatshipstatus’, I’ll reblog the funniest ones!
Or don’t, because it’s your world and I’m just living in it.

, #ouatshipstatus #ouat

OUAT Ship Status as of SOMEONE GET JON SNOW

  • Snowing: Snow! You go girl! You tell them about their drastically improved lives! Jesu--I mean, David! Cut your hair bro.
  • Captain Swan: Could we have a day of nice, fluffy things? Things that are warm. Just take a vacation you two goDDAMMIT! HUG SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE ISn'T ANY IMMEDIATE DANGER
  • Rumbelle: Can't have a fucking moment of peace can we, the town would BURN without us
  • Swan Queen: whyyyy the fuck didn't you just ask Regina to melt the damn ice? she just did that an episode ago?¿?
  • Elsanna: "I need Anna" fuCKIN BYE
  • Adam and Eddie: lets play 'how many subtle frozen references can we write in today?'
  • Bo Peep: *is hardcore as fuck*
  • Everyone: we're gonna have a snowdown! (instead of a throwdown? you fucking get it)
, #ouat #ouat spoilers #ouatshipstatus #snowing #captain swan #swan queen #rumbelle #elsanna
spottedleafpaw:
I'm sorry but this whole episode was me basically freaking out because of all the KristElsa interaction... Like I couldn't control myself omfg. That ship was what I expected in the actual Frozen movie but OUAT is gonna kill me with this shiz.... ;____;

Dude, you know I totally thought about that towards the end, but was like ‘Nahhhh theres no way…this is just me thinking crazy” but I guess I wasn’t alone.

, #spottedleafpaw

Ship Status as of the S4 Premiere

  • Outlaw Queen: nooooooooo, Robin we get it, but DUDE comE ONWORK WITH US A LITTLE GODDAMN IT BRO THIS IS UNHELLA. But, Regina that v hella when you didn't kill Marian A+ bby you done good
  • Swan Queen: OKAY LOOK AT THIS THEY LITERALLY ARE OBSTACLES IN EACH OTHERS RELATIONSHIPS AND THEY CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT EACH OTHER COME ON NOW I MEAN
  • Captain Swan: Be patient? WE'VE WAITED 84 YEARS FOR THIS!!! sWEET MOTHER OF
  • Maid Hood: cool alright this is going well so far
  • Rumbelle: Literally bye, cause they are on honeymoon and Rumple grew some balls and gave the dagger AND THE FANTASIA HAT everything is good, LETS KEEP IT THAT WAY PLZ AND THANK
  • Snowing: look at that fucking baby it's so cute WE CAN'T EVEN
  • Elsanna: could be gayer but we're getting there
  • Kristanna: honestly this is pretty on point to the movies so keeping doing your do guys, we like it
  • Regina x Happiness: *taking shots* whooooo even fuckign cares about you people
  • Everyone: this is some serious shit
, #ouat #ouat spoilers #ouatshipstatus #outlaw queen #swan queen #snowing #rumbelle #elsanna #kristanna #robin x marian #maid hood
operation-oncers:
Okay so what do you think will happen between Robin and Regina now that Marion is back? I literally screamed so loud the neighbors called and I sobbed for an hour when he yelled "Marion!" Can she just leave? She's not wanted here. Gawd

I think that it is important to treat Marian as a character and not as an obstacle to a ship. She’s not there only to mess up Robin and Regina’s relationship, she’s there because Emma saved her and now she’s found her son and husband. Though I understand the frustration caused by her return, I think you may want to keep in mind that you might end up liking Marian, even though she disrupts Outlaw Queen.

, #outlaw queen #maid marian #operation-oncers
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